Skip the bay chrome, land on the plates
Hang Time College Station, Texas (979) 555-0116

The tariff

Plate prices, written like a lab invoice

Paid at the bay after the window is confirmed. Heads and shafts, if they earn a place, are a separate line — never bundled to hide a linger you did not fix.

55 minutes

Window Audit

$140

Stamps, a sentence on which side is late, and whether a teacher is the next honest move. First visit for people who already suspect the photograph is lying.

Nearly three hours

Full Shift Clock

$290

All five stamps, trail and lead work, then a hardware conversation that is allowed to happen. Humidity restage included if the bay air that day is a liar.

80 minutes

Trail-Foot Session

$180

Only the linger. We do not touch loft. We time when the trail heel may leave on Brazos clay.

70 minutes

Lead Arrival Session

$170

Only the empty window. Lead plate has to become the owner, not a decoration.

Bolted on

Humidity Restage

$75

Re-run the stamps when the air is wetter than the morning you booked. Not theater. Sold when the bay hygrometer says so.

Paper

Gift Window

same numbers

A card with the invoice printed on maroon stock. See gift a window.